Ass Reflex

Is similar to the case known as "Acid Reflex" except only affects the rectal region. Also refer to "Shart" or "Mud Butt". It's not quite a fart, but not quite a shit either. A warm and excessively moist passing of gass/poop liquid.

After eating Chow Mein at Coleton's Shit Shack, I had contracted a bad case of Ass Reflex. The sensation was quite unpleasant, smelly, warm, and even spicy!

by Ass Reflex January 26, 2017

Machine Gun Reflex

The sudden impulse to turn around and smile at your friends the first time you fire a fully automatic weapon.

-This phenomenon also happens each time you shoot an automatic weapon larger in caliber than your previous experience.

Guy #1- Dude, I got to shoot a .50 cal for the first time today and I was all smiles.

Guy #2- Sounds like you couldnt hold back the machine gun reflex.
Guy #1- Well they say, "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon".

by epimethius05 March 11, 2010

Red reflex

Your fingerbanging some random slut when all the sudden you pull up red. You instinctively wipe it on her pants, and without hesitating thrust her head downwards for the obligatory blowie.

Nick: Man, this bitch was so hot, but I fucking pulled up red, unreal. The reflex took over.

Chris: That sucks dude..Did she resist?

Nick: Nah, she was no stranger to the red reflex.

by dj ileum April 22, 2011

Benson reflex

The swift and automatic dismissal of an individual’s humorous comment, especially if the comment is an annaism

Person A: They don’t sell lucazade in boots anymore
Person B: Why’s that?
Person A: Because it runs out the lace holes!
Person A: What!! I'm just going to turn around now.
Person B: How rude.
Person A: Sorry, it was a Benson reflex

by Sam Benson, Tom Whitting December 1, 2006

VH Reflex

The learned behavior or reflex to rewind DVD, Blu-ray or other digital media after years or decades of using VHS, tape and other cassettes. Instilled by VHS rentals requiring rewinding of said media before returning.

Movie is over. Resist your VH Reflex and turn it back to TV.

by Dread Pirate Skeptic November 13, 2011

the coke reflex

the involuntary reflex a person makes when high on cocaine. Normally a facial twitch that ranges from subtle to very blantant, depending on the amout of cocaine taken.

New drinking game! Take a drink everytime Dawn's face makes the coke reflex

How did expect me to think he was sober? He had the the coke reflex going on.

by FBKS907Face June 18, 2009

The Goal Reflex

Also known as 'The Goal! Syndrome'.
A reflex evolved from extreme over-watching of soccer, hockey, football and other sports.
The reflex involves the person subject to the syndrome shouting "GOAL!" every single time anyone or anything in the company of the person exclaims the word "goal", with any meaning and under any kinds of circumstances.
The reflex itself is found mostly found amongst football hooligans, soccer fanatics and hockey-interested.

The 'real' cause of the syndrome is unknown, however it is speculated that it is caused by the brain reacting to the word 'goal' as, as it is in the most sports, a word of adrenaline, ecstacy and/or strong feelings (positive or negative).

Abe: We have gone far, and since the beginning, it has been our Goal to...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Bel: Did you see The Taurons' goal last night?
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Cem: I want to be a goalkeeper for...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Dan: I think I've got the Goal Reflex...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Dan: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Etc.

by Rectue May 27, 2013