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Red neck wings

when a guy goes a while without a hair cut and the back of it curls outward and protrudes from the bottoms of his earlobes like wings, almost a mini mullet. Often seen on red necks and white trash.
Barber: " How do you want your hair cut? "

guy: "Take some off the top and sides, and make sure to cut off the red neck wings in the back"
by Uncle Octavia April 23, 2006
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Red Angel Wings

When you eat out a female during a miscarriage.
My wife thought she was having a painful period, turns out I got my red angel wings.
by ILikeDarkHumor January 10, 2021
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Red Wings

These are similar to military jump wings earned to wear on your uniform but anyone can earn them by doing one of or both the following simple acts of bravery
1. Perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
2. Perform vaginal penetrative sex on a woman while she’s menstruating

Both are done with complete disregard for one’s own personal safety. These are selfless acts of courage all in the name of giving your woman the orgasms she wants, needs and deserves 365 days a year.
Bro, did you know Dan earned his red wings last night with Angela and didn’t realize it until he went into the bathroom to clean up?!

Girl, my man has both sets of red wings and performed with valor every time. Don’t be scared, let him earn them on you during shark week’
by NOVAchiveguy December 27, 2021
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Red Wings

While a woman is going through her menstrual cycle, the person performing oral sex removes said female's tampon by the string with his teeth and proceeds to shake their head in a vigorous manner side to side with the bloody tampon still in his mouth. This creates wings on the cheeks of the newly found member of the Red Wing Society.
Hey bro, my stepsister let me earn my Red Wings last night.
by mlad the psychopath October 21, 2020
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Red Wing Lieutenant

When your partner is menstruating. go down on her and begin eating her out. then give her a big wet kiss after. congrats, you just became a red wing lieutenant.
friend: why us ur face covered in blood?
me: i just become a red wing lieutenant!
by papachapo June 21, 2019
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Red Wings

Tag you earned after performing oral sex on a female while she's on her period / menstruating .
Man, I wanted her so bad that I earned my Red Wings to get it.
by ZXC3233 January 26, 2016
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Reverse red wings

When your performing cunninlingus (eating pussy) and you get a nose bleed and continue until completion.
I was eating this bitch out when I got a nose bleed...I said whatever and continued with it giving her a reverse red wings
by ChronicPope April 5, 2023
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