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infinite recession

The point at which a financial professional observes the market from an infinite distance, upon which he becomes part of the market and is both the observer and the observed.
Infinite recession:
"Jerry - we're going into recession."
"OMG! I'll withdraw all my funds from the stock market and put it into gold."
"I'm gonna sell all my bank shares, that'll leave all of the hard-working people who make things without any money, while I'll have all my money in gold."
"But pulling shares from the banks will take us further into recession!"
"Watch me care when I have all my bling",
by anonymous500r March 14, 2009
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Recession

Recession is when you go to the market and could not buy anything because of bad government management
Recession - Nigeria government (2020)
by ussy04otu November 24, 2020
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Biddienomical recession

The lack of biddies( hot women) in a certain area over a given amount of time.
jake " yo where the biddies at?"
austin " Dude such a Biddienomical recession."
by biddie nation October 23, 2011
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Recessed Chud

a chud with severely recessed facial features often taking out his sub3 incel rage in comment sections of those who mog them
by Kariyui koob October 29, 2025
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Indoor Recess

the act of ejaculating into a females vagina. word to jack buckley
i committed indoor recess with a random broad from capo basement last night.
by fluffboi69 May 1, 2022
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Recession Profession

Where a person takes any job to withstand the economic downturn even though its not what they enjoy doing.
RECESSION PROFESSION means, working in a recession-proof industry such as Teaching. Working to pay the bills to withstand the recession, at the expense of personal-enjoyment and job-satisfaction
by SianeD December 17, 2009
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Recession Pop

Ok youre poor and you have no prospects but hey, isn’t this song good?
Iconopop, Black Eyed Peas, Lil Wayne, Leona Lewis, LMFAO, Soulja Boy, Timbaland, Recession Pop Legends
by upstreamculotte September 6, 2024
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