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Mr. Right Now

You are not him. Him Logan or Mr. Right Now
by Him Tecca February 18, 2023
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Are you serious right now?

Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker
*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?
by The Undernot July 31, 2023
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poophard right now

When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”

Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
by CigBock556 February 8, 2020
mugGet the poophard right nowmug.
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‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’
by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025
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i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.
Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."
by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023
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Right now bars

Some people call it a “freestyle” for some reason.
Yo spit some right now bars on this beat.
by ImStinkyJay February 12, 2023
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