Penile prophet

A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.

My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.

by Deadrune April 6, 2017

Proto The Prophet

Dude who likes children

Proto The Prophet chases kids

by Thatdudenico November 30, 2023

The Prophet YHWH

Where the name "YHWH" originates. Spirit went into man, and then he existed.

The Prophet YHWH is actually the Father of every living soul on earth.

by The Prophet Naziyr September 17, 2021

georgia prophet

A slag/slut or other similar variations

She's sleeps with everyone she's such a Georgia prophet

by the anonymous legend November 22, 2017

oldschool prophet

A person with biblical knowledge aswell as street knowledge boldly bringing forth truth regardless who it offends..

Man that guy was a oldschool prophet!

by ChaplainCross August 11, 2017

Prophet Muhammad

A guy who traded two black slaves for one arab slave because he thought arabs where the superior chosen people (sahih muslim 1602). Also a guy that was possessed by demons (bukhari:3175). There is no discrimination amongst prophet muhammad when it comes to touching little children! He loves little boys and girls equally! (Al-Adab Al-Mufrad 1183) (Bukhari 5134)

Quraysh tribe member: There goes that Prophet Muhammad again touching little children and prescribing camel piss as medicine. (Bukhari 5686)
Quraysh tribe member: This guy is so weird we should do something about it.
Quraysh tribe member: Agreed!

by CoomKing April 28, 2024

Proto The Prophet

Proto The Prophet aka Drelin Potomski is a known Canadian rapper pedophile who has a foot fetish likes farts and kids of course. His career was made off Zolariz++

Little girl: OMG Proto The Prophet’s here on the playground

Playground patrol: GET BACK KIDS HE’ll RAPE YA!

by Twizzy2richh March 21, 2024