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premature ecraftulation

When you are way too excited about a new project and start without fully understanding the process and the excitement makes you basically blow your load all over it and really screw it up.
I experienced premature ecraftulation all over that project I was doing and ruined $50 worth of supplies.
by Jennbec1 June 17, 2017
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Premature Recaffeination

A condition in which a person fills their coffee cup from a pot which is still in the process of brewing, thereby causing the remainder of the coffee to become too weak for human consumption.
"Hey you want some coffee?"

"Nah, Chris has been doing some premature recaffeination from it."
by Moops June 15, 2012
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Premature Marination

"Doing a Jamie Oliver"

When you marinate meat for such a short length of time that it adds no flavour whatsoever and does nothing for tenderizing the meat. You might as well have rubbed the meat on your balls instead.
"He prematurely marinated the meat, and yielded no flavour or tenderising as a result"
"His meat was flavourless like a bland, prematurely marinated sausage"
"Premature marination is like adding chilli jam to fried rice, it bad and make you stupid"
by JamesFoo March 26, 2022
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Premature Edeathulation

To cause death before the ideal moment. Like premature ejaculation, but with murder.
Guy: "man, you shoulda waited till he finished digging his grave before killing him! Now we gotta finish it ourselves"
Other guy: "I know man, I just got so excited I killed him too soon"
Guy: "premature edeathulation"
by PreownedQuasar October 13, 2019
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Premature Textjaculation

Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.
"My boyfriend has premature textjaculation"
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."
by Roflcopter321 April 17, 2010
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Premature mickulation

When you jump the gun and try to act the hero. Seeing an opportunity to get some praise without realising what's going on.
That guy thought he was saving the day because he has been going to the gym but turns out nobody needed saving. Sounds like he suffered premature mickulation
by Crazysteve April 9, 2017
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Premature sendulation

Noun. Accidentally clicking "send" in an email or text before one has completed it or finished editing it, resulting in a less satisfying or embarrassing experience for both sender and receiver. At best, results in confusing truncated messages or typos; at worst, results in social, economic or political suicide.
When trolling for a booty call late at night, Andrew forwards the same text to multiple women. He frequently suffers from premature sendulation, accidentally leaving the wrong woman's name in the text and ensuring instant rejection.

Caitlin didn't realize she'd committed premature sendulation when she sent an email thread to her manager without stripping some choice words about her boss from the thread. She was fired.
by August Stockton August 30, 2012
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