The Smoothening

A worldwide event that will occur in the far future in which every living person will undergo surgery to remove their genetalia, leaving only a smooth patch of skin in its place.

(Like a Barbie doll, but on human beings)

This will bring about a new, genderless version of the Human race.

As a result of the smoothening, the world sure is a better place! People are happier without sexual impulses, and there is less descrimination too!

by PreownedQuasar June 16, 2021

Skep

Short for 'skeptical'.

It's like sus, but vastly superior in every way

Person who is bad at fifa: 'man, I totally should have won that game but I was screwed over by RNG'

Me: 'so its definitely not cuz you suck at fifa? I'm skep'

by PreownedQuasar June 2, 2021

Premature Edeathulation

To cause death before the ideal moment. Like premature ejaculation, but with murder.

Guy: "man, you shoulda waited till he finished digging his grave before killing him! Now we gotta finish it ourselves"
Other guy: "I know man, I just got so excited I killed him too soon"
Guy: "premature edeathulation"

by PreownedQuasar October 13, 2019