conservative pants

A term to describe the clothes worn by a man that is attempting to appear older and more mature than he actually is. Usually used to impress an older woman.

Mike's been all about the conservative pants ever since he's been with that older girl. Oh Mikey!

by Knot Important 2o1 January 5, 2008

Pants Antler

According to some canadian online videographers, this term is slang for the man organ one carries in his pants.

If you are needing to go pretty bad, you may drain your pants antler behind that tree over there.

by sealver December 14, 2010

Pingslut

Slut who is addicted to Blackberry Ping. The pingslut is ALWAYS seen with a Blackberry in her hand, during the entire day no matter what the activity she is participating in. Mindlessly she stares at her screen, the backlight in her face, the empty glare in her eyes.

A sad person indeed

Wow did you see Kiran during the party yesterday? Man that girl is a pingslut!

by Zakariyah91 September 26, 2011

pants soup

The wetness in a womans underwear derived from feelings of inexplicable pleasure. A.K.A creaming your

"That guy was so hot, just looking at him gave me pants soup"

"3 dates and no sex. I'm drowning in pants soup"

" It's my day off. I'm just gonna lie in bed, watch porn, and whip up a batch of pants soup."

by Ms. Clamchowder November 8, 2013

Squishy Pants

Basically a mommy's boy. He appears to be a bit fruity at times and likes to be babied. He's a softy but not in a good way. He also may be a bit of a chicken.

I would never want to date him! He's such a squishy pants!

by HarnMonster January 28, 2010

wallpaper pants

Pants printed with a print typically associated with wallpaper, such as flowers or a busy design. Typically preferred by the fashionable set, and teenagers.

Girl 1: Get a look at those wallpaper pants!
Girl 2: OMG, they're blinding.

by halsiebalsie July 29, 2012

walmart pants

A term used to tell someone that their pants are of poor quality; can be used to end any argument by uttering "Yeah, yeah, you got Walmart pants."

Guy 1: "You so stooped! I big and strong and I kill you!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, yeah, whatever you got Walmart pants."
Guy 1: <insert futile attempts at a comeback>

by SupahNinja November 8, 2014