Pinch the head off of a grocery snake

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.

Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.

by jake4d April 27, 2010

Pinch Nigger

In baseball, a pinch hitter who also happens to be black.

The original batter is injured, so it looks like we're gonna have a pinch nigger, hank aaron, bat for him instead

by Pinch Niggers Rule October 3, 2009

Pinch Hitter

When a guy/girl cannot fuck the person s/he REALLY wants to fuck that night, they call in a pinch hitter.

"Bob was my pinch hitter last night because Adam wasn't answering his phone"

by Miss_lawn April 18, 2009

Pinch a Grumpy

Drop a dump.
Flush twice.

I gotta go pinch a grumpy, holmes.
Got any Matches?

by The Sanitized Chicken. November 4, 2003

pinch a loaf

A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.

I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.

by B. Steed January 2, 2005

pinch and run

The art of taking a dump in someone's toilet and leaving it in the bowl for the next unsuspecting visitor. A pinch an run is usually either an act of revenge or an opportunity to show off a masterpiece you left against the porcelain canvas.

Grant was so proud of his unbroken 14" turd that he pulled a pinch and run for his roommates to enjoy later.

by Pantless Wonder October 22, 2008

Pinch A Grumpy

PINCH A GRUMPY - Pinching A Grumpy is another way to explain going to the bathroom. Or a simplier term, Taking a crap or going poop.

PAG is the acronym.

PAG = Pinch A Grumpy
PAGing = Pinching a Grumpy

Instead of an apple a day keeps the doctor away, everyone should Pinch A Grumpy.

That dog takes forever to pick a spot and PAG.

by emmyfrompogo November 23, 2010