(purf). Vulgar.
–noun :
1.a flatus expelled through the anus whilst on one's period.
2.an irritating or foolish person covered in blood
-verb:
3.to expel a flatus through the anus during the menstrual cycle (break blood). Can be disgustingly audible like slapping a raw porterhouse steak against a slab of concrete.
4.to waste time during the menstrual cycle usually by hibernating or binging.
–noun :
1.a flatus expelled through the anus whilst on one's period.
2.an irritating or foolish person covered in blood
-verb:
3.to expel a flatus through the anus during the menstrual cycle (break blood). Can be disgustingly audible like slapping a raw porterhouse steak against a slab of concrete.
4.to waste time during the menstrual cycle usually by hibernating or binging.
The other day while me and Becky were at the Wahl-mart, Becky had the most epic perf we had to leave the store because they banned us, and I was like say wha?
That faggle is being such a perf!
Rhonda perfed the other day in line at the McDonalds poor girl... everyone knows you shouldn't wear white after Labor Day.
I was perfing around the pantry the other day and wore myself out so I decided to take a three-day nap.
That faggle is being such a perf!
Rhonda perfed the other day in line at the McDonalds poor girl... everyone knows you shouldn't wear white after Labor Day.
I was perfing around the pantry the other day and wore myself out so I decided to take a three-day nap.
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A known enemy of the Gralex. Very naive and oblivious. Often defeated by the Gralex in combat. Also an enemy of the Grelen and Grazel (companions of the Gralex, but obsessed with power, Gralex refers to them as her 'minions').
Gralex: The Pedaf is in my sight.
Grelen: I see. Shall we attack now.
Grazel: No, avoid eye contact and act natural.
Gralex: *runs crazily out of the trees, eyes wild and arms flailing.*
Pedaf is defeated.
Grelen: I see. Shall we attack now.
Grazel: No, avoid eye contact and act natural.
Gralex: *runs crazily out of the trees, eyes wild and arms flailing.*
Pedaf is defeated.
by Grinion April 1, 2011
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totally obsessed with the band.
usually awesome scene kids that are obsessed with the hott lead singer, Hayley Williams. Knows every word to every single song and tries to go all of their cocerts. stalks their website every 5 minutes. has pictures of them all over their walls/myspace/screen saver/t-shirts and what not. someone that can never stop talking about them or hayley williams.
totally obsessed with the band.
usually awesome scene kids that are obsessed with the hott lead singer, Hayley Williams. Knows every word to every single song and tries to go all of their cocerts. stalks their website every 5 minutes. has pictures of them all over their walls/myspace/screen saver/t-shirts and what not. someone that can never stop talking about them or hayley williams.
OMG PARAMORE THIS PARAMORE THAT PARAMORE THIS!
PARAMORE
PARAMORE
PARAMORE
PARAMORE
PARAMORE
PARAMORE
PARAMORE
PARAMORE
PARAMORE
..guilty.
ima paraFREAK for shit!
PARAMORE
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PARAMORE
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PARAMORE
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PARAMORE
..guilty.
ima paraFREAK for shit!
by alexa SEX February 14, 2009
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by Odin Jacks best friend December 13, 2020
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'wuv u <3' 'sowwwyyyy :(('
and will often pay you compliments for no reason
for example, you're sat, minding your own business and perf girl says 'omg you could literally be a model you're so perf'
this is what we call a 'perf attack' and it means you have been sniped by a perf girl. there are three main ways you can respond
1- simple but effective
'thank you so much'
2- play a bit of perf tennis
'no but have you seen your hair is literally perf I love it'
3- the avoider
Perf girl: you're so perf'
the avoider: 'fuck that im out' *runs away*
a perf girl will also probably come as a duo with her 'wooja boyfriend' who is a soft boy and they will often both post tiktoks of each other on their stories
the term 'wooja boyfriend' is used towards a perf girl's boyfriend and someone cannot be a wooja boyfriend if their other half is not the most perf girly in the worldy <33333
the name 'perf girl' is used to give a name to somebody who possesses such 'pick me' and 'uwu' traits
the word perf is also used to symbolise a perf girl's way of speaking
'wuv u <3' 'sowwwyyyy :(('
and will often pay you compliments for no reason
for example, you're sat, minding your own business and perf girl says 'omg you could literally be a model you're so perf'
this is what we call a 'perf attack' and it means you have been sniped by a perf girl. there are three main ways you can respond
1- simple but effective
'thank you so much'
2- play a bit of perf tennis
'no but have you seen your hair is literally perf I love it'
3- the avoider
Perf girl: you're so perf'
the avoider: 'fuck that im out' *runs away*
a perf girl will also probably come as a duo with her 'wooja boyfriend' who is a soft boy and they will often both post tiktoks of each other on their stories
the term 'wooja boyfriend' is used towards a perf girl's boyfriend and someone cannot be a wooja boyfriend if their other half is not the most perf girly in the worldy <33333
the name 'perf girl' is used to give a name to somebody who possesses such 'pick me' and 'uwu' traits
the word perf is also used to symbolise a perf girl's way of speaking
e.g.
A: 'omg you're soooo perf'
B: 'no you're so perf you could be a model'
the conversation above is used in m0ckery of a perf girl
the word perf is a shortened way of saying perfect but SHOULD NOT BE USED UNIRONICALLY, only call someone perf if you are
A: have u seen wooja on perf girl's story?
B: no ill look now
...
B: OH MY GOD LOOK HE HAS A ROSE IN HIS MOUTH
so, in conclusion, 'perf/perf girl' are both terms used to mock a girl who is insanely fake and appears to be nice but will also sit with you at lunch and say 'omg are you really eating ALL OF THAT??? me and my tiny stomach could never' if you're reading this, fuck perf. eat it bae
A: 'omg you're soooo perf'
B: 'no you're so perf you could be a model'
the conversation above is used in m0ckery of a perf girl
the word perf is a shortened way of saying perfect but SHOULD NOT BE USED UNIRONICALLY, only call someone perf if you are
A: have u seen wooja on perf girl's story?
B: no ill look now
...
B: OH MY GOD LOOK HE HAS A ROSE IN HIS MOUTH
so, in conclusion, 'perf/perf girl' are both terms used to mock a girl who is insanely fake and appears to be nice but will also sit with you at lunch and say 'omg are you really eating ALL OF THAT??? me and my tiny stomach could never' if you're reading this, fuck perf. eat it bae
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