Disgruntled Pelican

When you thought your afternoon delight was well timed, but the family turns out to be right there - speechless doesn't even begin to describe your anxiety, embarrassment, shock, disbelief, horror...
by kmb00 June 14, 2021
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Chocolate Pelican

The act of sitting on someone's face so as to allow them to blow you as you simultaneously defecate into their hair.
"Bro. Gave my girlfriend a Chocolate Pelican last night"
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'
by Hasina&Marious June 19, 2010
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Pelican Beard

The manifestation of feces on the underside of a man's scrotum.
Dude, I had liquid poop followed by gas, and blew a Pelican Beard on my balls!
by Shoegazer86 September 22, 2010
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Pelicans Yawn

Her cunt is wider than a pelicans yawn, it was like shagging a wizards sleeve.
by Dlcfc October 29, 2010
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The Bald Pelican

It is when the male over-achieves in shaving his penis completely bald, and it is soft as a pillow. The penis resembles the body of a pelican.
"man I have heard of trimming the hedges or maybe a whack job, but jimmy gave his penis the bald pelican".
by Joe Diffie April 15, 2013
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Screamin Pelican

When banging a girl on the beach, pull out, tap your hog in the sand, and jam it back in. The noise that results sounds like a screaming Pelican.
I was hammerin on Sally, and I gave her a Screamin Pelican....I don't think I'll see her again...
by Mech 2 March 13, 2010
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Pelican Pilot

A Pelican Pilot; is a helicopter/airplane pilot who always has more reasons not to go flying than to go flying.
Customer: That "Pelican Pilot" you sent never wants fly!
Boss: I know; you have to throw rocks to get them to fly!
by Maximizeme March 09, 2020
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