Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023
Get the Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smugglingmug. : an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.
B: What's going on over there?
C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.
A: *muffled chuckling*
C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.
A: *muffled chuckling*
by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010
Get the parasitic groping pretzel treemug. Bob: "Oh God , Max, that little annoying parasite messaged me again."
Jeff: "It was nice knowing you"
Jeff: "It was nice knowing you"
by Max the parasite July 5, 2020
Get the Max, that little annoying parasitemug. by Djcj101 July 20, 2019
Get the Parasitemug. Documents that have unwanted and un-needed links that make it tough to edit or save in the cloud. Almost a guarantee the finance team have meddled...
This excel sheet is full of parasitic links, I'm giving it the booster shoot and sending back for cleaning
by _gnt4breakfast September 1, 2025
Get the Parasitic Linkmug. In DayZ - A person dressed in full military gear, has at least two fully kitted automatic rifles, doesn't speak to you, dances around infront of you like he has ants in his pants, asks you at least five times if you have any 55.6 to trade and tells you that he is a soldier. When asked, doesn't know what an MOS is and proceeds to ask you for ammunition before sprinting off into the horizon, never to be seen again until you restock your tents.
by RoryDayZRP September 21, 2017
Get the Parasitemug. Person A) How's (Insert name)?
Person B) Meh, their taking meds, but it is what it is; once a parasite, always a parasite.
Person B) Meh, their taking meds, but it is what it is; once a parasite, always a parasite.
by Dong Wan January 7, 2022
Get the Parasitemug.