orangutan

1.a definition of an odd one out of the friend group.
2.that one teacher everybody hates.
3.people who do dumb shit.

Jordan:"Hey did you see that kid at the Roller Rink yesterday?"
Melissa:"Oh yeahh,they looked like a total orangutan LMAOO''
Jordan"I know HAHAAA"

by en3m13s2luvrss May 20, 2023

Orangutan BALLS

These things are quite fascinating to the human eye, they can be shriveled hairy or just chill😎. and don’t be afraid to take a bite of those juicy cherry’s. Also remember size doesn’t matter!!!

Jerry would not stop staring at those ORANGUTAN BALLS.

by Cookie 37 July 22, 2022

Flaming Orangutan

When lighting a male's ass hairs during the act of 69. leaving the guy running around uncontrollably like an Orangutan.

Guy 1: You want to go biking?
Guy 2: Hell no after my girl giving me the Flaming Orangutan last night I'm not going to be able to sit for a week.

by flamingorangutan63 March 11, 2022

The floppy orangutan

When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!

"I can't wait to go to zac's house and do The Floppy Orangutan!"

by Oscar felangie October 5, 2016

orangutan patch

A patch/clump of girl hair found in bathrooms and bedrooms. It's matted content clings to surfaces including sheets, carpets, drains, and wet shower walls/floors. When someone comes across an orangutan patch, the general reaction is that of disgust. It's removal involves a thumb and index finger pinch, full arm extension, and release into waste bin.

Boy: God damn it Marge, not another orangutan patch, I thought we went over this.

Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.

by drink91 April 17, 2010

Orangutan peach

A ginger guy's ball(s)

Hey, did you see Jeff's orangutan peaches when he was changing? So hot!

by Orangutan peach June 5, 2022

orangutan downstairs

Another name for someone with ginger or red pubes.

Person one: hey, have you met the new boy?

Person two: yeah. He's such an orangutan downstairs.

by ChocoLoco May 21, 2022