one finger push-up

An Anime stunt that involves doing a push-up with your pinky. Often used in more unknown animes’.

Guy 1: I’m ‘bouta do a one finger push-up. Guy 2: Impossible. Guy 1: AAAAAA (ow) and done. Guy 2: WHAAAAAT???

by ¿ Lunar ? May 20, 2023

Indirectly one up

When someone uses someone else to be better than you without realizing it because they are a dumb-ass.

Indirectly one up-My friend terry uses his other friend to indirectly one- up me by telling me that she drives and paid for her own car because he's way more un-accomplished than me. He probably does it unintentionally but it pisses me off nevertheless.

by Dank_usagi February 18, 2019

one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.

"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?

by bitchuck September 05, 2024

one up feenix

a member of one up clan who hits all of his sniper shots until that one does miss

yo don!'t one up feenix a hunting rifle because he will clap you

by YTone_up_gamer October 28, 2020

Up One

To be owed a favor or to be ahead of someone in something both parties have agreed to as a

Competition

Dude you beat me again you’re up one

I’m still up one on the favors you owe me bro

by Imagetry February 21, 2023

Lick one up

To roll a join/blunt.

I just have to lick one up right quick.

Before we go why don’t you lick one up for the road

by Longjohn joe June 15, 2022

stood one up

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.

To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.

‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’

by mrbruceman December 13, 2022