Guy 1: I’m ‘bouta do a one finger push-up. Guy 2: Impossible. Guy 1: AAAAAA (ow) and done. Guy 2: WHAAAAAT???
by ¿ Lunar ? May 20, 2023
by MFRO June 19, 2017
When your massive dong goes from a heads down to a heads up position, you gotta let that honey pie know you just got a one up.
Check to see if she wants that mushroom power-up
Check to see if she wants that mushroom power-up
Damn horbino, yo cleavage just gave me a one up. Grab a wheelbarrow and help me transport this mushroom load to bitches in need of a mushroom tip infusion.
by Mushboom August 12, 2021
To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’
by mrbruceman December 13, 2022
To be owed a favor or to be ahead of someone in something both parties have agreed to as a
Competition
Competition
by Imagetry February 21, 2023
by YTone_up_gamer October 28, 2020
When someone uses someone else to be better than you without realizing it because they are a dumb-ass.
Indirectly one up-My friend terry uses his other friend to indirectly one- up me by telling me that she drives and paid for her own car because he's way more un-accomplished than me. He probably does it unintentionally but it pisses me off nevertheless.
by Dank_usagi February 18, 2019