Calm your shit

When a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to calm their shit. This can also be used to describe redundancy. Basically, someone is being annoying, a spaz, weird, or just plain being a dbag, you may use this phrase.
A kid crosses the street when the no walk sign was flashing and a car almost hits him.

Dumbass kid: WTF? That fucker almost hit me!
Bystander: Calm your shit! You shouldn't have been in the road!
by AlexandriaC February 11, 2009
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calm your noodles

basically calm the f*** down, chill out, take a breather.
It can also mean calm that noodle, noodle as in your penis.
Paris- OMG guys I have to do so much shit tonight, I'm going to be in over my head.
Sam- WOW why dont you CALM YOUR NOODLES...physco
by anonymousyahooligan112 May 27, 2009
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Calm Your Hype

Calm your hype is another way of saying the commonly used "Jam your hype" When somebody is going on sick you can say calm your hype as a gangster way of sayin chill out
"YOO BLUDD U WANNA GO FUK DAH GUY OVER THERE UP PUSSYOLE SHANK HIM RYT NOW YEH"

"OII CALM YOUR HYPE MAN!"
by S H A F S K I January 28, 2009
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calm the dick down

Another interesting way to tell someone to calm down.
Tom: "I just got a new bike!"

Dave: "Tom calm the dick down for fuck sakes"
by kneegrow123 March 31, 2014
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calm your tits

A term that is used towards someone who is being overdramatic or too enthusiastic about a simple topic or matter.
Dan: "Matt your swing is awful! Your only swinging with your arms, you have to shift your weight more" Matt: "Dan, calm your tits"
by JPsKills10 July 04, 2010
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Calm your waters

to settle down or calm down, Usually when someone is angry or annoyed.
John was really pissed off yesterday, so i said calm your waters.
by Gill Martin November 30, 2008
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