He gets 50 s on tests, says he gets all the chicks but never gets layed. He also plays fortnite while playing the skin flute to the season 6 zoey
Dan is a fucking nigger
by Thefuckingnigger October 1, 2018
Get the Danmug. The best -est boyfriend you will ever have he is romantic, sweet, kind, caring, loving, to many words to explain! His eyes are like a mirror! when you look into them u see the whole world. you cant stop thinking of him no matter what, he make u smile and laugh all the time!
(girlfriend talking to her best friend) Dan is the best est boyfriend i have ever had!
(best friend) i wish i had a boyfriend like dan!
(best friend) i wish i had a boyfriend like dan!
by girlfriend2288 August 26, 2013
Get the Danmug. Acronym meaning- Dumb Ass Nigger
by taking it to far June 10, 2011
Get the Danmug. A certain person that we all know and love.... This is a person who if they receive a grade that is lower than an A, they break down in tears and curl into a ball.
Herny: Hey did you hear about Dan?
Ben: Yea i hear he is still on the floor in the English room.
Herny: Yea man he's in a bad way, he only got a B.
Ben: Oh dear, we are in trouble.
Ben: Yea i hear he is still on the floor in the English room.
Herny: Yea man he's in a bad way, he only got a B.
Ben: Oh dear, we are in trouble.
by John Baltoni July 16, 2008
Get the Danmug. Dan (Duh-an), Noun: A soulless ginger who will always be considered the #2 son-in-law.
dan (duh-an), Verb: To actively come in second place in every aspect of life, especially at being a son-in-law.
see also; danning, dannies, dans, danned
dan (duh-an), Verb: To actively come in second place in every aspect of life, especially at being a son-in-law.
see also; danning, dannies, dans, danned
Person 1: Did you see Dan today?
Person 2: I did. He was trying to impress his mother-in-law, but she was having none of it, because he will always be the #2 son-in-law.
Person 1: Ohh. That is too bad. The sooner he learns to quit being such a dan, the happier he will be!
Person 2: I did. He was trying to impress his mother-in-law, but she was having none of it, because he will always be the #2 son-in-law.
Person 1: Ohh. That is too bad. The sooner he learns to quit being such a dan, the happier he will be!
by Lord ZS December 13, 2012
Get the Danmug. noun: A creature with an asian man haircut, chinstrap mustache, who shows up at random parties as a human, eventually gets so hammered that all he wants to do is get into a robe, thus establishing himself as "Dans Hefner", and eventually becomes an ape who's only mission is to leave his surroundings in ruins.
verb: To get in a "bent knee stance", grab your drink by two hands, whatever it may be, and continue to chug it with your eyes wide open, until it is completely gone.
verb: To get in a "bent knee stance", grab your drink by two hands, whatever it may be, and continue to chug it with your eyes wide open, until it is completely gone.
"Dans your drink right now!"
"Just Dans."
"Does anybody know where Dans is?"
"Dans-proof the house, because he is goinng to break everything."
"Just Dans."
"Does anybody know where Dans is?"
"Dans-proof the house, because he is goinng to break everything."
by Dans Hefner April 7, 2009
Get the Dansmug.