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oasis brightstowe

the definition would be, imagine dipping a rotten ham sandwhich in a homeless guys piss, mix it with bleach,spit in it, fill it with horse semen and eat it whilst watching inflation, furry, mpreg, vore 10 hour loop for 5 years. then add some chavs who steal your shit and threaten to stab you and some spastics who cant count past the letter g.
fuck oasis brightstowe
by bacterial vaginitis September 29, 2020
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Oasis

The small pool of semen left on the bed after sex
Hey Josh, watch out the oasis below your leg!
by Venus49 October 9, 2020
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Around The Oasis

The act of when you spit saliva on your index finger and you rub your rectum in a circular motion. This often feels like a nice sensation.
"I was just in the bathroom, trying out the signature around the oasis, now it feels cold on my butthole."
by Slickgod99 November 12, 2017
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oasis academy longcross

A place with high teachers that try to fucking tech kids how to do quick
Jack:do you want to go to oasis academy longcross
Kian:fuck of I will get high if see the teacher as she walks past me
by Kiwistar123 January 22, 2018
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Oasis Middle School

Brandon was sad because he has to go to Oasis middle school
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Oasis

a cheep school that broke ass parents send their kids to , full of boys who think their hard and girls that use fake tan -

oh look there’s an Oasis kid !!
OASIS-
by Urlocalbitch October 19, 2021
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Yogurt Oasis

One of the most wonderful frozen yogurt places, where each ounce of tasty frozen yogurt has only 8 calories. It's delicious, nutritious, and affordable!
Girl 1: hey Becca, wanna go get some ice cream at Ben and Jerry's?
Becca: Sorry, I've been trying to eat healthy. Wanna go to Yogurt Oasis instead?
Girl 1: Great idea!
by abestmonky March 5, 2012
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