A University in South Bend, Indiana with an economically, ethnically, and religiously diverse student body comprised of rich, white, and catholic assholes that think they are better than everyone else. They think their football program, which rarely makes a credible, if any, bowl game is the best and most storied in the nation. Their fans hate the University of Michigan, which is superior athletically and academically to notre dame. Michigan has more overall wins, a higher winning percentage, more all time bowl appearences, more national titles depending on who you ask, a winning record against ND and has produced two heisman winners since notre dame's last heisman winner. Michigan also wins in the intangibles, as the Michigan fight song, The Victors, is superior to the notre dame victory march, which, coincidentally after one of the many times Michigan destroyed notre dame. Michigan stadium is also superior to notre dame stadium, whose design was copied and scaled down from the former. HAIL TO THE VICTORS! Michigan is also academically superior to Notre Dame, as we all of Michigan's graduate schools are ranked in the top ten and undergraduate programs like business and engineering are ranked in the top five.
ND fan: I go to Notre Dame, and therefore I am better than you. I am also catholic, republican, white, and rich, and I like a football team that blows.
Michigan fan: No shit...
Michigan fan: No shit...
by nirvanarageatm May 25, 2005
Get the Notre Dame mug.ok this is shit... first of all, all the notre dame girls i know are complete whores. Get over yourselves because the guys sure have. I think I've heard of about 2 ND girls who are going to Malvern's prom with guys that are even semi-decent looking. The hot guys are taking villa girls - what now? So yeah maybe you're bitter and you decide to call our seniors sluts... let me just remind you little girls that your asses were already used. Basically now, on the night of Malvern's prom when your sitting on your fat asses getting wasted with each other, just remember this: we're dancing the night away with the guys you thought would ask you. So yeah, we'll gladly shake our asses in your faces. If you think your hotter oh hunnies look again
by whatnow April 4, 2005
Get the notre dame girls mug.A Christian school in South Bend. Known for the large amount of pompous assholes. Parents begin "preparing" their kids to go there around the age of 1 by making sure they are white, reading them bedtime stories that consist of why God was on their side in the 1988 Catholics vs. Convicts game against those heretic Miami students, and dressing them from head to toe in Fighting Irish babywear. Teach biased academics which, for some reason, are ranked in the top 20 in the country. If you are not Catholic, then don't attend.
People who attend or graduated from Notre Dame are relatively easy to spot. Just look for the rich pale white guy or girl giving a lecture on why abortion is a sin and why Jew's aren't human interspersed with references about "the greatest college football team of all time" and why University of Michigan sucks just because they say so. Remember, what they say goes. They then end their speech with a tone-deaf version of the Notre Dame Fight song and then run to church to ask God for forgiveness for accidentally holding the door open for a Muslim at their golf club a few hours earlier.
People who attend or graduated from Notre Dame are relatively easy to spot. Just look for the rich pale white guy or girl giving a lecture on why abortion is a sin and why Jew's aren't human interspersed with references about "the greatest college football team of all time" and why University of Michigan sucks just because they say so. Remember, what they say goes. They then end their speech with a tone-deaf version of the Notre Dame Fight song and then run to church to ask God for forgiveness for accidentally holding the door open for a Muslim at their golf club a few hours earlier.
UC Berkeley student: Wow, our rugby team just won another National Championship.
University of Iowa student: That's pretty cool, our wrestling team just won it's 23rd national title
Duke University student: Yeah, we just won another basketball championship.
USC student: We won the third Water Polo championship in a row.
Notre Dame University student: Well, we have one of the best overall football records in college history.
All: Dude, fuck off. For the last time, we don't care how successful you're football team USED to be, you're still a fag.
Notre Dame student: I don't care if everybody hates me, as long as I have a football record to brag about!
Duke student: Oh, by the way, Rudy wasn't even that good of a movie.
Notre Dame student: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!(Starts crying and running away)
University of Iowa student: That's pretty cool, our wrestling team just won it's 23rd national title
Duke University student: Yeah, we just won another basketball championship.
USC student: We won the third Water Polo championship in a row.
Notre Dame University student: Well, we have one of the best overall football records in college history.
All: Dude, fuck off. For the last time, we don't care how successful you're football team USED to be, you're still a fag.
Notre Dame student: I don't care if everybody hates me, as long as I have a football record to brag about!
Duke student: Oh, by the way, Rudy wasn't even that good of a movie.
Notre Dame student: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!(Starts crying and running away)
by killabitch897 February 20, 2011
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Man1: try any new stuff in bed lately?
Man2: yeah! Me and by best friend caught fire and fucked the shit out of stacy.
Man1: so it was like an eiffel tower?
Man2: yeah i call it The Notre Dame
Man2: yeah! Me and by best friend caught fire and fucked the shit out of stacy.
Man1: so it was like an eiffel tower?
Man2: yeah i call it The Notre Dame
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by dapoodog November 10, 2007
Get the notre dame mug.notre dame girls- people who need to stay together due to the steriotypism of bieng a lesbian. they have a veriety of clubs including rave clubs and rainbow clubs and they all wear matching shirts saying "free to be, you and me"
Notre Dame girl 1- Yes! Our prom is coming!! Do you want to be my date boo?
Notre Dame girl 2- oo yes...it would be a dream come true...lets go rent a tux
Notre Dame girl 2- oo yes...it would be a dream come true...lets go rent a tux
by Funkymonkey March 20, 2005
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