Nintendo Switch

Nintendo's successor to the Wii-U. Do not be fooled, it does not make a "Switch" sound, but rather a snap. It would look really dumb if it was called the Nintendo Snap though, hence "Switch".

Jim: Bob, look at this trailer for the Nintendo Switch!
Bob: Dude, I'm so psyched!
Karl: But guys that's a snap sound...
Jim: SHUDDUP KARL NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!

by SirCrabTheThird March 20, 2017

Nintendo Jaw

A condition where a person stares while leaving their mouth agape as if they were playing a video game.

Look at that guy driving! He's got Nintendo jaw.

by P. Cotham February 18, 2009

Nintendrones

Nintendo fanboys who reign on message boards everywhere.

Damn those Nintendrones. They are taking over the contest!

by Nintendo Fanboy May 9, 2004

Nintendo 69

When the female is giving you a blow job while you finger her butthole at the same time.

Oh man her pussy stank so I just Nintendo 69'd her.

by Balls45666 June 10, 2018

Greek nintendo

1) A slick way of saying hand job.

male:let's go play some greek nintendo!
female:what's that?
male:that's when you sit in my lap and use my penis as a joystick!

by J-pop February 25, 2006

nintendonitis

A chronic painful condition that effects the muscles or joints in the hand, fingers and/or forearm after playing videogames too much.

Dude, I played Final Fantasy for three days straight, but my Nintendonitis flared up so I couldn't play anymore.

by Aeronius July 21, 2008

nintendo butt

playing video games so long that your butt falls asleep and or gets really sore.

I played video games all day long and got nintendo butt.

by Adam Bee September 5, 2005