Aaron Newman

A child who uses fat to crush his opponents

Aaron Newman crushes Jake’s chair due to his weight

by Monkey crusher February 8, 2024

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Newman College

Fucking shit school in Western Australia, If you are a boy, and go to this school, you are either weird, a crackhead, or your a fucking creep. If you are a girl and go to this school, you are either popular, or sexualize anything. if you are anything in between, you are automatically the target of assault.

A: Hey, do you go to Newman College?
B: Yeah?
A: Go fuck yourself

by #1 Glizzy Gobler July 22, 2023

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Glazed Newman

That shining face, like a sweaty Seinfeld Newman, you get after spending time at the Y.

My boy came out the bedroom in Glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.

by Kennysack79 November 23, 2021

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Soaking Newman

When an individual inserts high potency ammonia smelling salts into their own anus resulting in what some would consider hazardous flatulence, commonly practiced in the homosexual community to increase awareness and arouse consciousness during long bouts of gay sex.

Kept falling asleep last night during the gang bang, had to soak a Newman to stay awake. The Soaking Newman always works

by Mr. Carriage June 12, 2025

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Amanda Newman

Amanda Newman is a wonderful person! If you ever meet Amanda Newman, make sure you become friends with her cause she is such a kind, caring, funny, BEAUTIFUL, Smart, and just an amazing person in general! love, Nya!!!

(she also has really great friends btw)

Amanda Newman defined means a Beautiful and amazing person!

by n.chung October 1, 2019

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