The act in which a man engaging in anal sex with a woman while wearing a condom pulls out, takes off the condom, and proceeds to whip it around wildly similar to a lasso, often speckling the surrounding area with feces. May end with the woman being smacked in the face with said condom.
by guesswho76 February 03, 2010
Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.
by DoubleTT August 16, 2021
A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)
by The Keg July 09, 2013
A Muddy Custard is when you reach climax, and ejaculate into the asshole. You have now created a muddy custard
by DjBunWun March 06, 2019
When a girl is constipated, she has her male/ female counterpart preform sexual acts on her anus, to release the constipation, until there’s shit dripping down her vagina, using it as a lube, you create a muddy lasagna.
by Bobbyduck November 17, 2021
by Mud master January 17, 2017
When a girl is giving an Alaskan pipeline and the condom breaks but she keeps going and it turns into a shitty mess
1: did you hear Jessica gave herself a muddy Ferdinand the other day?
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!
by Tacticaltrunkmonkey July 30, 2016