The act in which a man engaging in anal sex with a woman while wearing a condom pulls out, takes off the condom, and proceeds to whip it around wildly similar to a lasso, often speckling the surrounding area with feces. May end with the woman being smacked in the face with said condom.
by guesswho76 February 03, 2010
A Muddy Custard is when you reach climax, and ejaculate into the asshole. You have now created a muddy custard
by DjBunWun March 06, 2019
While performing the art of anal sex, right before you bust, stick it in her vag and bust that nut, son! - JOP3 and TME
Bro! So last night, I was goin to fuckin pound town on this bish, and I slipped her a muddy minnow in her box.
by Balloonknot15 September 12, 2018
Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.
by DoubleTT August 16, 2021
A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)
by The Keg July 09, 2013
by Mud master January 17, 2017
When a girl is giving an Alaskan pipeline and the condom breaks but she keeps going and it turns into a shitty mess
1: did you hear Jessica gave herself a muddy Ferdinand the other day?
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!
by Tacticaltrunkmonkey July 30, 2016