Moonee Ponds

Moonee Ponds is an exciting and conveniently located suburb just north-west of the city of Melbourne, VIC, Australia.

P1 - "Where do you live?"
P2 - "In an exciting and conveniently located suburb just north-west of the city."
P1 - "So near Moonee Ponds?"
P2 - "Bang on."

by Nankers March 21, 2011

Mooneyfucker

Very similar to Mooneybanger but more extreme. Someone who has no friends at all. Basically a loner.

"I don't even know his name. He must be such a Mooneyfucker."

by juluid May 15, 2021

Mooneysucker

Similar to Mooneybanger but not as extreme. Someone who has friends but their friends probably don't like them or talk about them behind their back.

"Oh yeah they're a Mooneysucker. Their friends hate them."

by juluid May 15, 2021

verbally mooned

The use of highly inappropriate language in the presence of someone. The verbal equivalent of pulling down ones pants and showing someone your backside.

"Man, you should heard him talking to the Duchess last night, he verbally mooned her four or five times before he was asked to leave!"

by Pete Chapman June 1, 2007

Dirty Mooney

The act of shitting on someones period while they are eating Cheerios.

I got called into work on my day off. Man, they really gave me a Dirty Mooney.

Quick, I need some Cheerios. She wants me to give her a Dirty Mooney.

by fyimoon February 21, 2011

Messy Maloney

A sex act where a male urinates inside the anal cavity of a female, proceeds to have anal sex while the female's bowels are filled with urine, eventually ejaculates inside the anal cavity, and upon the man's completion the female farts the messy contents of her rectum onto the man's penis. It's the newest sensation sweeping the nation.

"Your mom is hot, dude. I would totally pull a Messy Maloney with her."
"For my birthday, will you give me a Messy Maloney?"
"I gotta' piss like a mutherfucker'. Lemme see dat' ass and let's make a Messy Maloney up in here, ya dig?"

by ThatJohnnyMo January 4, 2016

Liam Maloney

a slang word used to describe a supporter of the Conservative Party (Tory)

Look at him over there, He must be a Liam Maloney

by Roddaz III May 27, 2018