gideon missouri

It's like a lost town with a bunch of meth heads mowing their yards at 3 a.m. With spotlights.

Don't go to Gideon Missouri unless you plan to meff around.

by JimmyMeffCorn June 23, 2017

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Princeton, Missouri

The melting pot of Missouri. Residents are of all ethicisties. They are very good at drinking beer, smoking pot, and sports. Also, they shoot a lot of big deer. Will run into the occasional meth head, don’t be alarmed

Princeton, Missouri is the shit.

by Shitstain123456789 April 12, 2019

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Steelville Missouri

We have a lot tourists we’re the floating capital of the U.S. and our school pretty cool

Chris:are you from steelville Missouri

Parker:yeah why?
Chris:your lady cardinals kicked our ass in basketball last week

by I’m from steelville Missouri May 24, 2022

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Missouri Pass

PASS, AKA The Missouri Pass is used by normal people when midwesterners ask them an annoying question, when “no, or no thanks, or nah” is just not enough. It’s one small word that says so little, yet is an insulting and effective way of never, ever doing something.

Hey TJ, wanna sit in the driveway and have a few drinks in the 95° weather, while I scream at my kids?

TJ: PASS (Missouri Pass)

by DoLessNoStressGodBless September 4, 2022

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Cameron Missouri

Small town. Home of the greatest blunt roller ever. The shittiest shit hole of a government. Cops don’t like people who are not white. Basically a town living under hitlers regime.

Cameron Missouri is a poophole

by MrLevine October 15, 2017

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