Mississippi tailgate

Yo bubba when you gon cut that Mississippi tailgate
by JONTX April 05, 2010
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Mississippi Handshake

A slang term for getting stabbed, shanked, or shived.
A fight broke out at the bar and I almost got a Mississippi Handshake!
by Damnitsasha April 27, 2016
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mississippi slammer

When a man from the south slams his penis in a car door for pleasure
Why the hell is he pulling a Mississippi slammer in the parking lot.
by heycrippy34 December 05, 2013
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mississippi mudpipe

When the fecal matter begins to surface from the anus, the man uses his penis to forcefully reinsert the matter into the anus.
I gave her the mississippi mudpipe last night.
by Mr. Mudpipe July 31, 2009
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mississippi volcano

Created when a man goes down on a heavily menstrating woman being extra careful not to spill or swallow a single drop. After his mouth is completely full of the fragrant, bloody, delicacy, he begins to perform the pile driver position while simultaneously begins to gargle to build suspense. Right when he climaxes, he forcefully erupts the contents of his mouth upward so that it showers both himself and his lucky lady in red, hot passion juice of love. This should be accompanied by a loud, primal scream from both partners during the eruption.
Dude, your mom was on the rag so I gave her a Mississippi Volcano and she loved it!
by OMG303LOL November 20, 2016
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mississippi firefly

The act of flipping a lit cigarette butt at someone's face to instigate a brawl.
Bobby Ray's daddy asked the little league umpire if he had ever seen a Mississippi Firefly ? Before he could answer Bobby Sr. had flipped a cigarette at the old timer and assaulted him.
by BrantSmashedberger November 13, 2015
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Mississippi Breadstick

Elegant delicasy of a well delivered turd rolled in breadcrumbs. Commonly served with a salad sprinkled with assorted pubes.
Yeags prefers a deep fried mississippi breadstick over a seasoned furburger.
by Idonteatbread February 09, 2019
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