by heycrippy34 December 4, 2013
Get the mississippi slammermug. by Damnitsasha May 27, 2016
Get the Mississippi Handshakemug. Where you willingly sit down and let someone shit on your head and let the shit gradually role down.
by Adam c January 9, 2015
Get the Muddy Mississippimug. The act of having diarrhea into some else's mouth, forcing them to swallow it, and then having them vomit the diarrhea back into your anus.
by jps123456 November 15, 2011
Get the Mississippi Chocolatemug. Created when a man goes down on a heavily menstrating woman being extra careful not to spill or swallow a single drop. After his mouth is completely full of the fragrant, bloody, delicacy, he begins to perform the pile driver position while simultaneously begins to gargle to build suspense. Right when he climaxes, he forcefully erupts the contents of his mouth upward so that it showers both himself and his lucky lady in red, hot passion juice of love. This should be accompanied by a loud, primal scream from both partners during the eruption.
by OMG303LOL November 20, 2016
Get the mississippi volcanomug. Elegant delicasy of a well delivered turd rolled in breadcrumbs. Commonly served with a salad sprinkled with assorted pubes.
by Idonteatbread February 8, 2019
Get the Mississippi Breadstickmug. When you and your male lover 69 during a blizzard. The goal is to keep your partners dick from getting snow on it.
Ryan: I was at the hospital.
Mike: Why?
Ryan: I got frostbite on my dick while attempting the mississippi snowblower.
Mike: Why?
Ryan: I got frostbite on my dick while attempting the mississippi snowblower.
by Mikemikemikemike1117 June 1, 2016
Get the Mississippi snowblowermug.