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Detroit Microwave

"Yo man, where's your microwave from?"
"Detroit"
"Yo man, That's a fuckin Detroit Microwave"
by SillySausage42 September 4, 2022
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Kit Kat in A Microwave

A lesbian orgy. Lesbian porn is two chocolate bars, a chocolate bar being something someone likes, a Kit Kat in a microwave is a intense lesbian orgy.
by TheLaziestGinger July 11, 2019
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Punch a microwave day

Do you ever feel like you want to punch a microwave? well today is (probably not) the day! On Dec 19th, you can punch a microwave!
I want to participate in Punch a microwave day
by Speegey December 19, 2021
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Big spoon in a microwave

It is like a spoon in the microwave (in that it kills you), except there is a massive person hanging dong behind you, creepily staring over shoulder.
Shit! I just wanted to put a spoon in the microwave, but now there is a big, burly, naked man behind me! Now it's a big spoon in a microwave!
by Delicious Sandwich February 2, 2022
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North Korean Microwave

The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair.

Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.

The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.
John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday

Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?

John: 1.43rpm
by Jonathon Saccs Gobbsfrey, II January 28, 2023
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microwavable feast

noun. satiable meal followed by excessive drinking, usually occurs on a saturday night. this meal consists of hot pockets, cellophane wrapped cheeseburgers and burritos purchased from the coolers of a gas station, such as mobil. a bowel movement unlike any other is likely to happen the following morning.
"mmmm, this is a drunkenly delicious and satisfying microwavable feast. thumbs upskie!"
by Command post Captains November 7, 2009
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microverse

A miniature variation of a universe that's different in ways other than ours. It was originally used in Rick and Morty "The Rick's Must Be Crazy" to power Rick's space cruiser within that microverse contained the miniverse and within the miniverse contained the teenyverse.
*Car Breaks Down*
Morty-Oh, boy. W-what's wrong, Rick? Is it the quantum carburetor or something?

Rick-Jesus, Morty. You can't just add a *burp*-- Sci-Fi word to a car word and hope it means something.

Rick-Hmm looks like it's the microverse battery.
by MightyToad360YT November 13, 2019
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