merch

when something is awesome, surprisingly awesome, or saying like "whattttt?!?!?!?!?". synonymous with "bet". also the tone really adds a lot.

"I got with this guy last night"
"merchhhh?!?!?!? was he hot? how was it"
"yeah he so fine it was epic"
"merch!"

by haveyallseenthatdrakevideo... February 15, 2024

Merch

Merch means like "On god?" or like "Frl??" or like when you can prove something happened

"Merch you js got a new car!"
"I js got into a fight i can merch it cus i got a vid"
"Merch you js lost ur virginity"

by anonymous April 25, 2022

Grease Merch

a Grease mErch is a slang wOrd foR chip shop in yorkshire.

you want to Go to the grease mErch tonight.

by Mersyside 123 August 15, 2021

reroll merch

dope clothes you'd wear if you wanted to show off your support for the upcoming roblox game "reroll," and can be bought through the official Mistware Interactive group

"can ping?"

"ys
be foirmnal
be formal"

"how formal"

"Hey guys!

I've dropped new reroll merch."

by cripdk January 18, 2021