maysive

When you're a mother fucking swoll beast. Constantly lifts; lifting = life. Most likely on your local football team.

Matt: "Hey bro! WOAH! *slaps butt in a bro sense* Look at those arms!"
Carson: "Thanks bro! I went to the gym all summer, got real pumped!"
Matt: "Damn man, you're so maysive now! See you at football practice later!"

by beast808 August 18, 2015

massive dog

to drink

I like massive dog coke

by fucking ngiger September 20, 2018

massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"

by thelævfam December 27, 2018

Massive Gaper

Massive gaper is something the youtube "Nikocado Avocado" has. This is referring to his stretched out asshole.

Damn did you see that picture off Nikocados massive gaper?

by Massive Gaper April 17, 2020

massive piss

when you take an absolutely humongous piss. just so huge and thorough. like totally giant and stuff.

just took a massive piss, dni

by Megacheese69420 April 22, 2023

massivedump4227

my sexy boy <3 he really takes the massive dump as this is very epic and i love him!!! he always sings his magistic most heart warming song singing "MASSIVEDUUUMP 40 2 20 7 MASSIVEDUUUMP 40 2 20 7 " man, to this day it gives me chills down to my boner :3 this guy will dominate every single human alive

hey massivedump4227!
MASSIVEDUUUMP 40 2 20 7 MASSIVEDUUUMP 40 2 20 7 MASSIVEDUUUMP 40 2 20 7

by kierago June 9, 2023

honiton massive

a group of lads that hang outside the volly - taking ease and shagging threes. sniffing lines and shagging nines. wear an adidas tracksuit.

I met these guys at the volly, they were certainly part of Honiton massive

by anonlol333 November 27, 2018