Martin

such an asshole
HAHA my friend is Martin
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Martin

Fucking weird ass skater kid who likes a VSCO girl

Should really stop smoking

He loves osaed

Ugly ass foo type of beat

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Fuck that foo Martin, hes a peice of gay ass shit
by ZMartin October 12, 2019
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Martin

Anyone who spends a significant amount of money on a haircut
You spent 70 quid on that? Thats a bit Martin, isn't it?
by Bezza111 May 15, 2008
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martin

Is a father and is the worlds biggest dick ever
by cool_sky132 October 05, 2014
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Martin

the master of procrastination, he could have 7 days off, and 8 days worth of work but wait till the due date to do he’s work, he is slightly insane, he listens to music 24/7, sleeps an average of 6 hours a day, and has much ADHD, especially during meth i mean math class, probably doesn’t like you or respect you as a human being
by yes i am a martin October 22, 2019
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Martins

Usually a Spanish name. Anyone with the last name Martins is automatically the most kind hearted loving person you will ever meet, they will always be there no matter what to pick you up when your down or even just to talk when no one else wants to. They’re a different breed of amazing in looks and personality and deserve the world yet the people who have offered to show it to them may have failed. They most likely have been through a lot of stress and emotional Trauma but instead of folding under the pressure they stayed positive and learned and grew learning from the experience. Martins’ are the best friend you could ever ask for and if you ever become friends with someone who holds this last name be prepared to love them like a brother because they will be around for the long haul
those two are either brothers or one of them is a Martins
by Broncosfan37 February 02, 2020
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Martin

Martin is a another name for a complete and utter dickhead. Martins are normally copy cats and pussy's towards others. Do be warned that if you try to throw a punch at a Martin he will simply run away! DO NOT EVER invite a Martin to your house as he will simply whine that he wants to go home.
Martin's are usually Asian and tanned colour!
MARTINS HAVE ABNORMALLY LARGE DICKS
Have you seen Martin today he is a complete dick!
by Clint July 10, 2015
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