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Magnus Ianssen

A fat person with bad sosial skills. He loves to argue and eat food. You might find him in your lokal grocery store munching on some muffins. His hair is full oss hair gèl. Magnus is really into asians and would love to do the dirty on a rock.
Man nr1: hey! have you seen magnus ianssen.
Man nr2: is it possible not to, he is super big. He is on the boulder outside having seggs
by Ruspulverguttene March 17, 2022
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Magnus Carlsen

An exotic drink made by mixing magnesium with a Carlsberg
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
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Magnus

Magnus is fucking cool and motherfucka handsome. Everybody wants to bee like him. He is also a pussy magnet. The woman’s can’t do anything else then fuck him. Magnus has cool clothes, it is pretty tough to be a magnus because everybody wants to steel his clothes.
“I am a virgin

“Okey so I guess you are not a magnus?”
“No I am a Jonas”
“Okay I understand
by Skkrtboy December 12, 2019
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Magnus

A person who loves large, chunky women. The bigger the better.
That guy is a typical Magnus, he loves them fat and juicy
by THEPINKELEPHANT1 December 1, 2022
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short mothafucka who wears fag glasses and listens to måneskin

(Please approve, it's true)
Guy: Yo Magnus, why do you keep wearing those fag-shades?
Magnus: Brooo, the bitches love it! It's not gay..
Guy: They only like it because they can relate and you're only pulling bitches who like gay style with them anyway
by keyboardstrokes July 3, 2021
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a type of computer, looks alot like a human being but ain't quite one
Person: Where is your Magnus?
Person 2: i left it in the freezer for to long, it ain't working anymore
by eden777 January 27, 2021
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Magnus is a tall and strong guy....a little bit sexy.... he will always protect you no matter what.... he also has a really big dick.... like really big.......HUGE
He also loves getting blowjobs
Favourite sex position :The Drill
Magnus is so Tall
I had sex with Magnus , his Dick was huge...
by Witchbitchsun February 6, 2019
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