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Spank Mag

When a dude jacks off, he either watches some porn/magazines or he looks at his spank mag.

a spank mag is like all these visions in your head of hot action you've seen, or people you know or have seen that you can totally picture naked or in some sort of sexual fantasy and this is what you choke your chicken too.

every guy's done it but this is the actual word for it

spank mag is commonly used if you see a hot chick you yell "SPANK MAG!" this means u can totally picture this chick naked and totally wanna wack to it
"Dude, i was checkin out my spank mag last night and your mom was in it bro, and she was totally suckin my wang..."

(hot chick walks by) "Dude, this chick is TOTALLY goin in my spank mag."
by alecisaplaya March 5, 2009
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Black Mag

Did you see Dwayne's black mag.
by N!(K February 1, 2008
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Mag Job

A Mag Job or "Magglio" refers to fellatio from a morbidly obese trashy whore wearing wrap around sunglasses made famous by major league baseball player Magglio Ordonez.
I flung open the door to find that land whale giving him a hard core Mag Job!
by moses malone2 February 15, 2010
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Fag Mag

any male or female that attracts gay males willingly or unwillingly.
Dude you always talk to al the good looking gay guys, your such a fag mag.
by limp1210 January 17, 2010
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mag out

To puke while drunk or during a hangover
hahah shit I heard mark magged out yesterday nite
by RagePrblm May 31, 2003
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Fag Mags

Akimbo .44 Magnums used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
often accompanied by FMJ through the Bling Pro Perk
"DUDE I just pwned you with my Fag Mags!"

Noobs use Noob Tubes but real pros use Fag Mags!
by Fag Magster December 14, 2009
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MAG JOB

It is what you get while playing the FPS game MAG while your significant other gives you either a "hand job" or "blow job".
Man my girl gave me the best "MAG JOB" last night!
by goddessofwar09 November 4, 2010
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