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Lint Spider

When lint falls out off your asscrack
Jerry had lint spiders all up in him crack”
by Papertowelroll February 4, 2021
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Belly Lint

The lint that collects within someone's belly button. Often ignored by the person who owns the belly button only to later be discovered by the person they're hooking up with.
Can you believe that Chad had belly lint? That's so fucking gross.
by LizardInACan September 19, 2021
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lint mint

The lonely leftover Altoid or Lifesaver you find in your pocket, between the small coins and the not-yet-quite-used Kleenex.
"Do you have a gum for me?" - "Sorry, no... but I can offer you a lint mint!"
by putthegerminGermany May 7, 2014
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lint torpedo

Lint rolled up between the butt-cheeks.
"Dude...I'm in there like a lint torpedo!"
by )2629326( May 19, 2017
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Lint Whore

1. Someone who performs sexual favors for whatever you are able to pay, i.e., the lint in your pocket.
2. Someone who will perform a dare for the attention, masking it by demanding something in return, even if it's almost nothing.
"She offered me a blowjob for $3.50 because it was all I had. What a lint whore."
"Bob took the <insert latest social media challenge> because I gave him a dollar to do it."
by Plumface-sama May 12, 2015
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lint licker

When a male/female eats out his or her female girlfriend or friends.
First, he starts my playfully rubbing clit than like a dog licking the outer area of her pussy and stops only when he gets a hair or panty lint on his/her tongue. Hence the term LINT LICKER! Last night my man was a great lint licker.
by star girl April 4, 2008
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LINT TRAP

the upper crack of the arse, usually visible when one's trousers are descending off the hip, which is readily accessible to the accumulation of lint and other undesirable particulate.
When I bent over to fix the sink, my wife informed me that my lint trap was highly visible, and that aside from the lint that I was packing, that I ought to reconsider going into the bathroom and wiping my ass another 7 times.
by weave August 12, 2003
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