lint torpedo

Lint rolled up between the butt-cheeks.

"Dude...I'm in there like a lint torpedo!"

by )2629326( May 19, 2017

Lint Whore

1. Someone who performs sexual favors for whatever you are able to pay, i.e., the lint in your pocket.
2. Someone who will perform a dare for the attention, masking it by demanding something in return, even if it's almost nothing.

"She offered me a blowjob for $3.50 because it was all I had. What a lint whore."
"Bob took the <insert latest social media challenge> because I gave him a dollar to do it."

by Plumface-sama May 12, 2015

lint lobster

Slang for a southern person in Upstate New York.

"Why're you up north when it's cold outside you lint lobster?"

by Zobbidobbi December 28, 2017

Twat lint

Random fuzzies or hairs that fall out of the vag area

Damn, who left twat lint on the toilet seat again?

by Tater27 January 18, 2018

lint mint

The lonely leftover Altoid or Lifesaver you find in your pocket, between the small coins and the not-yet-quite-used Kleenex.

"Do you have a gum for me?" - "Sorry, no... but I can offer you a lint mint!"

by putthegerminGermany May 7, 2014

lint licker

When a male/female eats out his or her female girlfriend or friends.

First, he starts my playfully rubbing clit than like a dog licking the outer area of her pussy and stops only when he gets a hair or panty lint on his/her tongue. Hence the term LINT LICKER! Last night my man was a great lint licker.

by star girl April 4, 2008

LINT TRAP

the upper crack of the arse, usually visible when one's trousers are descending off the hip, which is readily accessible to the accumulation of lint and other undesirable particulate.

When I bent over to fix the sink, my wife informed me that my lint trap was highly visible, and that aside from the lint that I was packing, that I ought to reconsider going into the bathroom and wiping my ass another 7 times.

by weave August 12, 2003