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Henry Lawson Highball

Like the style of cocktail, in which a mix of liquor and flavoring are combined over ice in a tall glass, The Henry Lawson Highball is derived from the act of having sex with a woman who riding you "cowgirl style" proceeds to expel ejaculatory liquid from her pussy through orgasm. While this is going on, the intense pushing from the females pelvic region causes the mans bridge of skin from the head of the penis to the shaft to tear and begin to bleed at the same time as reaching orgasm and he himself ejaculating.
The aftermath involves the man being covered in female ejaculate, semen and blood on his torso and stomach, to which the woman mixes it together in his belly button and drinks it like a shot.
Last night I picked up that slut from the pub, mixed her a Henry Lawson Highball, it was intense! I had to wrap my dick in a towel for an hour after.
by The Kingsbray Chookie May 6, 2019
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Lawson

The biggest Mong in the world. Lawson has 2 brain cells and a tiny penis. Lawson like boys not girls, this is known as gay. His nipples look like pepperonis and are really nice to suck on as garlic sauce cones out of them. He is addicted to nicotine and shoves ecigs up his rectum for money on Only Fans.
You are a Lawson.
by MasonDixon3010 June 2, 2022
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Lawson

Big ole dick ass nigga. This Italian stallion knows how to lay day pipe on whateva baddie comes his way. He is also short and fat.
That Lawson is so banging in my vagina
by I know y’all February 28, 2022
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lawson

a man or teen who is very full of him self and and only loves jym you must never name your kid lawson
chad is such a lawson
by kghvftrdtyjhftyf December 19, 2022
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Ross Lawson

According to some a racist piece of shit with no regard for human emotions.
"That guy right there, yea that Ross Lawson be sure to stay away from him"
by yeeyeeboi123 November 18, 2019
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Leigh Lawsoned

When you go overseas on your first holiday to a country which has a different currency and you can’t figure out the exchange rates (especially after a few drinks) and you inadvertently end up paying 10 times more than you should to the local market seller, accepting their first price with the inability to understand how to barter.
A lad (Leigh Lawson), was on his first holiday to Bali and buying a gift. He asked how much it was.

Local market seller appeared to catch on that Leigh Lawson was on his first holiday and a bit wet behind the ears so confidently said the sale price was $40 (probably cost $0.40 to manufacture).

Lawson didn’t hesitate to pay the full $40, even tipping them for their kind nature.

Later that night, Lawson went out for dinner and purchased a steak which he believed was a bargain price of $9, only to find out when settling the bill that said rib eye cost him $90.

Lawson was not available for comment when contacted by his friends.

When traveling overseas, avoid getting Leigh Lawsoned.
by michaelmichael1212 December 27, 2022
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Lawson

literally finer than a mf bro whenever you see a lawson you like gotta do a double take ykwim?? like lawsons are the finest men on earth frfr, if u can pull one u got mad game
"oh thats my bf, lawson"
"bro how the FUCK did you pull a lawson???"
by sinjinsdirtybathwater January 7, 2022
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