lard thrower

a person who throws lard; commonly an insult.

term created popular in their own mind by the user that submitted this.

cool kid: you're a lard
other kid: nah m8 i will no scope yo 360 no scope you be ded
cool kid: okay mr. lard thrower
other kid: WH YYDYDYDYDDYDY

by barnaclesaretoocoolforschool February 14, 2020

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Lard ass

It describes a boy or girl or non bianary person that is annoying or excessively eats, or your aunt at thanksgiving!

“Don’t speak to that filthy lard ass!!!!

by Dungeon Dicks December 6, 2019

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A lifeguard that simply sits around on their lard-ass while at work and does not pay any real attention to the swimmers. Employed officially as lifeguards, such folks seem to be completely oblivious and disconnected from their job - which is to guard and protect lives. Life-lards appear to care very little or nothing at all for the lives that they are supposedly guarding.

Life-lards tend to avoid looking at the pool as much as possible. Instead, they hide out in the office, stare into space, and/or talk incessantly to each other. Life-lards also tend to send or read text messages, as a means of avoiding looking at the pool.

by Habitus June 13, 2010

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