lard tossing

the act of "throwing your fat" onto another person in order to initiate physical conflict.

I thought this guy was lard tossing on me, but he really just tripped into me.

by chunkd July 26, 2014

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Lard Pie

Someone with a somewhat lardy physique, who inexplicably denies it.

Ted is a complete lard pie, bless his flubbery soul.

by NipNugget November 23, 2009

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A lifeguard that simply sits around on their lard-ass while at work and does not pay any real attention to the swimmers. Employed officially as lifeguards, such folks seem to be completely oblivious and disconnected from their job - which is to guard and protect lives. Life-lards appear to care very little or nothing at all for the lives that they are supposedly guarding.

Life-lards tend to avoid looking at the pool as much as possible. Instead, they hide out in the office, stare into space, and/or talk incessantly to each other. Life-lards also tend to send or read text messages, as a means of avoiding looking at the pool.

by Habitus June 13, 2010

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