Kimmied

The art of missing one theft while reviewing another theft.

“I was reviewing CCTV and totally got kimmied.”

“At least you didn’t get kimmied”

by BipolarSoviet July 6, 2020

kimmy wimmy

A cute name given to a girl by her boyfriend

Person 1 hey Kimberley

Person 2 no her name is Kimmy wimmy

by The funniest cnt ever September 21, 2020

Kimmie Syndrome

When one goes into a vegetative state by choice.

I dropped my queso and soon after I developed Kimmie Syndrome.

by Climacophiliac May 15, 2018

Kimmy Granger Likes It Rough

A cinematic masterpiece from the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen. Most notably remembered for the oscar nominated performance given by its namesake Kimmy Granger. An excellent character study of the dionysus archetype that will surely be enjoyed for generations to cum.

Guy 1: Did you see that new Marvel movie? Shit was fucking cheeks
Guy 2: Dude its time you watched some real cinema, Kimmy Granger Likes it Rough is where its at
Guy 1 (after watching the movie): Holy shit, I can never look at life the same way again

by xGabeItchx January 15, 2025