Kelsey

A Sweet Young Girl That Doesnt Have Any Common Sense,. Usually A Typical Whore Or Pornstar Name. Doesnt Understand Even The Simplest Of Jokes. Cant Do Anything Athletic, And tends To Warm The Bench When She Makes An Athletic Team.

Did You See That Kelsey Packer Girl Sittin The Bench Again? Kelsey's Arent Worth The Time.

by Superman63 August 1, 2009

Kelsey

Kelsey is someone you don’t want to call your father Kelsey is what you call a “sperm donor” Kelsey is a bastard and a piece of shit who likes to manipulate others he is also a pathological liar Kelsey tends to make promises and break hearts and give people trust issues

Kelsey never shows for holidays or birthdays or has never paid child support

by DILLIGAF02 May 11, 2022

Kelsey

Kelsey is the most beautiful girl ever. She is clever and funny. She makes you smile every day and has beautiful amazing blue eyes. She is always loving and cute.

Get yourself a Kelsey

by Paynter Leo November 2, 2020

Kelsey

Thicc bitch with a big badonkadonk. Likes it up the ass. An overall crazy bitch.

Have you met Kelsey? She likes it up the chuff.

by QwaaaaynB May 21, 2019

Kelsey

the hottest, prettiest, most skilled at everything little shorty eva!!! guys follow her around like bees on honey. she always smells good and ALWAYS looks FANTASTIC!!!! there simply is no one on earth that is better!!! when you see a kelsey you also see every guy you have ever liked following her around. Kelsey is all around amazing :)

here comes kelsey followed by thomas, lucas, cam, jared, brad, kyle, david, tyler, vince, derek, bobby, nick, micheal...etc.

by Kelsey may October 20, 2008

Kelsey

A Kelsey, in short, is an intelligence void. It is the IQ Level, lower than vegetable, meaning that this person has a negative IQ. Just being close to this person can cause slow and painful brain loss, which will result in the eventual transformation into a vegetable and Kelsey as well.

Dude... it is soooo awesome to hang out with Kelsey... yea... totally... ghhhra...daa...da.

by White Turtle August 2, 2009

Kelsey

Total cutie, thinks you are a little girl if you dont do what she wants. Is always fun to be around, unless she doesnt talk at all..... ever.. even during awkward silences... Once you get used to her awkwardness you will learn to get along with her and it wont be too awkward. She seems to act hyper and crazy with everyone except you so dont get your hopes up. other than that kelsey is a fine specimen of a women and is sure to brighten up your day .

Person 1: Dude did you just hear that horrible noise?
Person 2: Yeah i know its piercing its gotta be a "kelsey."

by icreepongirls May 30, 2011