Flying Kangaroo

Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.

What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.

Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.

by Wasn’t Me November 23, 2020

Kangaroo husky

It’s when you and your partner is jumping up and down, and you cum in a condom while your partner shits in another. You mix both condoms and keep jumping to combine the fluids until they’re mixed for pleasure. You then have sexual intercourse with said condom.

I can wait to go home so we can do the kangaroo husky.

by Kangaroo husky March 6, 2021

kangaroo pouch

The part of a girls body below the belly button where it sticks out a lil bit like a pouch on a kangaroo from drinking or not working out found only on smaller girls fat girls dont count

Her kangaroo pouch is a lil sexy lol.

by HOOPSTA May 27, 2008

Fucking Kangaroos

A displeasure of australians. Coined in the End of the World video.

But they'll be dead soon. Fucking Kangaroos.

by 1337blip September 15, 2010

KANGAROO FUCK

when fucking your chick standing up. sort of like giving a piggy back on your front

while shagging my girl missionary i stood up, and kangaroo fucked her

by Jeffie126943 October 27, 2007

kangaroo slam

putting a midget in your pants and fucking them while jumping up and down, then finishing off with a jump and twist and landing on your back, causing the penis to go through the midget.

"Wow, I didn't think it would work, but the kangaroo slam definately got rid of my midget problem."

by A.R. McCumindabutt September 10, 2003

german kangaroo

When a man lies on his back with a boner pointing straight up and the girl jumps and lands with her puss on his dick off a mini trampoline, then immediatley starts shitting over his balls.

-Max broke his dick off when Katie screwed up her german kangaroo.
-Although Julie thought she was a prude the mear mention of a german kangaroo was just what she needed to get her off her ass and on a cock.

by Muscles and Dark Chocolate January 26, 2008