Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.
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John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
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Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
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Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011
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by 2hollisfan July 8, 2025
Get the Joaquin Romero mug.Joaquin Sia is a 19 year old student of USC(woop woop). He likes playing video games ranging from FPS shooters to MOBA games like CS:GO and League of Legends(I hate all games I play). He loves building computers and anything tech-related(but can't afford any tech stuff). He was born here in Cebu City(but can't speak Bisaya fluently). Joaquin is a shy person but once you get to know him, you will know about him more(wow crazy!). I don't know what else information to give so try asking me all your questions in person so we will get to know each other! See ya when I Sia!
by realyobro February 9, 2023
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by niggerloverbuttfucker May 7, 2025
Get the Joaquin mug.He is one of the sweetest guy you will ever meet. If u pulled him, good job. He wants to make you feel special but doesn't know how because he cannot express his feelings well. He seems so happy all day all night its like he has no other emotion, its a bit confusing. Joaquin is confusing tho. He says he loves you but every time you see him at school he completely ignores you, you may think its because he doesn't know how to express his love but at the beginning of the relationship he was so sweet, took you on so many dates, kissed you all the time, didn't care about what other people thought and now everything is gone, ur basically just friends that kiss, you don't see or feel the love he says he has for you. He says he's trying his best to make you feel special but nothing changes, he does the same thing over and over. People named Joaco or Joaquin are very confusing, you wish you never met him but you love him so much at the same time. He is so hot omds. Like the hottest latino you have ever seen in real life. Best style ever. His texts are really fun and cute in the beginning but now are so dry, you try to keep the conversation going but he reply's w "yeah" or "nice", what tf am i supposed to reply to that?? But it's fine. He still loves you don't worry. Do not date a Joaquin if ur an over thinker, they are very nonchalant so they don't really care. But they still love you, I hope.
Person 1: I heard she's dating Joaquin.
Person 2: Why is she dating him? She's way too good for a Joaquin.
Person 1: I know!!
Person 2: Why is she dating him? She's way too good for a Joaquin.
Person 1: I know!!
by 69willneverfail November 15, 2023
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