Teriyaki Jizz Jerky

The act of ejaculating on a strip of teriyaki jerky and feeding it to your partner.

Teriyaki Jizz Jerky: “I told my man I was hungry so he ejaculated on a strip of teriyaki jerky and suddenly I was full.”

by BeefJerky42 May 12, 2023

Beef Jerky

The action of jerking off without and lube, hence the dryness of the meat

Yeah, I went beef jerky the other day and got friction burn on my dick

by Sikey1312 March 7, 2018

Murky Jerky

You sneak into your best friends bedroom while the're sleeping. Take their eyeglasses from the nightstand, and WHACK OFF the best load of pancake batter you can offer onto both lenses. Quietly depart.

When they put on their glasses in the morning, they realize they are the victim of the ol' Murky Jerky.

Ferdinand realized right away when he couldnt see the alarm clock that he was the victim of a Murky Jerky.

by Aldo Johnson June 13, 2008

Beef Jerky

The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.

I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.

by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011

Beef Jerky

Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.

I found the biggest selection of beef jerky anywhere online at http://www.jerky.com/.

by The Jerky Guy January 19, 2009

Road jerky

Jerkin it while driving

Hey bro, did you make it home okay last night?

Yeah bro, I road jerky'd to stay awake.

by Weezymagic August 25, 2011

Beef Jerky

When 2 (or more) people are being jerks and get some beef between them in the process

"When Mr. Pinkowski heard that Roger got the last piece of pie they built up some mad beef jerky"

by DaBasketnabber2000 May 5, 2015