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Jammin Off

Wackin' it

Jerkin' off
Pounding one out
Flogging the dolphin
Creaming off
Shawn doesn't think it's gay to be jammin off to tranny porn in a truck stop, but I'd feel weird about it.
by Creamin Off December 1, 2021
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Horatio Jammers

To stick out one's fists in front of themself, and shake quickly back and forth as if jerking off an invisible man.
Did you see Rachel Nabatz do the Horatio Jammers the other day?
by Anzulo Nildo October 20, 2003
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Mega Jammed

an add on to jammed. an accent to jammed. "MEGA Jammed"
emphasis needs to be used on "MEGA" for effect if necessary.

1. To be screwed over
2. to screwed over somebody
3. a state of being
4. an expression
1. "I just got (MEGA) jammed by Meghan"
2. "I just (MEGA) jammed that dude"
3. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed right now"

also feel free to add in the "F" word where is fits.

A. "I just got so fucking (MEGA) jammed by Meghan" (fucking bitch)
B. "I just (MEGA) fucking jammed that dude"
C. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed. right fucking now"

An Expression: a friend sees another friend hurt himself. example, he walks into a sliding glass door, and the other friend in a deep booming voice says "MEGA JAMMED" coupled with weird facial expressions.
by Henn Diesel January 29, 2009
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Flash Jamming

That moment when you are listening to you headphones and you can't help but start to play invisible instruments, often accompanied by stage presence enhancing dance moves. Not to be confused with solo synchronized dancing. Flash Jamming is not always done in public but it is always spontaneous. The "jammer" is typically fully aware of the precariousness of his or her behavior but elects to let the beat flow through them and into the minds and hearts of those who are not blessed enough to hear what they are hearing.
Sunday evenings attack on the subway was sparked when a seemingly unaware man began flash jamming to DJ earworm's newest club banger. A group of h8ers, wished they could compete with the coolness of the victim but could not, so they attacked him with makeshift prison shanks.
by Matty-Oh January 1, 2013
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clam jammin

Female version of free ball in.going pantieless!
That girl is clam jammin,she has no panties on under her skirt.
by gypsy mom June 7, 2013
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Jail Jammies

A jumpsuit that is usually orange or may be black and white stripesbthat males and females wear in jail.
Fred and Franny were busted for crack! They went to jail and were given Jail Jammies!
by LacyLavender 1 August 21, 2016
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Jail Jammies

A jumpsuit which is usually orange or black and white striped that males and females are given after being arrested and jailed.
Fred and Franny were busted for crack! They went to jail and were given Jail Jammies!
by LacyLavender 1 August 21, 2016
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