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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods , the bear turns around and says , " exuse me , are you having a problem with shit sticking to your fur ?" The rabbit says no , The bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
Credit to Eddie Murphy for joke^
Credit to Eddie Murphy for joke^
by 2 nazis 1 jew December 9, 2017
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"Don't look here; the joke is in your hand." has been written on many men's toilet walls and will probably continue to be for a long time.
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Ryan: dude, i just did, jeez. Man can't take a joke huh?
Ryan: dude, i just did, jeez. Man can't take a joke huh?
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Get the A Joke mug.When someone accidentally says something offensive, realizes and says that they are just joking. The term "Just Joking" is commonly used to cover Freudian Slips. Substitution can be "Just Kidding" Also, look for these phrases to identify lies in progress...
Girl: How do I look?
Guy: (busy watching a game, glances toward her) Terrible
Girl: What! ? !
Guy: Haha, joke. I was just joking. You look great!
Guy: (busy watching a game, glances toward her) Terrible
Girl: What! ? !
Guy: Haha, joke. I was just joking. You look great!
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