An archaic techno-term that no one really understands and whose altering/fixing is best left to a specialist
Comcast: Sorry for your internet problems, has your IP address been assigning itself to your other modem?
Me: ugghhh...
Me: ugghhh...
by mnrainmaka December 6, 2010

by rifkler September 14, 2003

A term used to describe your stats on fortnite or roblox, ETC, always share your IP address to TOTALLY flex on everybody at the family reunion!
by Yormother January 24, 2023

Newton Ip discovered the force of gravity while doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He dropped his phone from the roof of the school and the Science teacher played die him. He was also known for taking legendary photos of certain people. His middle finger is very long and he shows it off all the time.
Student A: The Science teacher played die you, how do you feel?
Newton Ip: (my middle finger is very long)
Student A: The Science teacher played die you, how do you feel?
Newton Ip: (my middle finger is very long)
Student A: The Science teacher played die you, how do you feel?
Newton Ip: (my middle finger is very long)
Newton Ip: (my middle finger is very long)
by Donald Biden November 22, 2020

According to JerkCity comic number 486, a transporty layer designed specifically for porn/gayness/etc.
by Shard April 14, 2005

by bigcheeseie March 7, 2022

Noun Phrase:
1. Computer Technical: What is your Internet Protocol Number? Internet Protocol is the standard that describes how data is sent across networks and one of the Internet’s most important elements.
2. Slang: A question to where a person is at that moment either geographically or in an abstract sense.
1. Computer Technical: What is your Internet Protocol Number? Internet Protocol is the standard that describes how data is sent across networks and one of the Internet’s most important elements.
2. Slang: A question to where a person is at that moment either geographically or in an abstract sense.
1.
Q: "what's your IP?"
A: "192.168.0.1"
2.
Q: "what's your IP dude?"
A: "i just stabbed my girlfriend, i'm real messed up."
Q: "what's your IP?"
A: "192.168.0.1"
2.
Q: "what's your IP dude?"
A: "i just stabbed my girlfriend, i'm real messed up."
by ProfessorPhantasy April 9, 2004
