super tow truck

A tow truck capable of towing other super tow trucks

I saw a super tow truck towing another one. The two of them combined equaled the length of a big rig.

by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001

Swinging the tow-rope

A nautical term usually describing a sailor aboard a disabled yacht looking for assistance from a passing vessel. Exposing your penis in the hope that a complete stranger will provide you with a charity wank or hand-shandy.

Q: Is that Beasley on the foredeck swinging the tow-rope?

A: Put the binoculars down, Brenda..don't encourage him

by Dave the ex April 8, 2018

Cinderblock Tow Strap

When you drop a cinderblock straight on your Shrimp and when the cinderblock is still resting upon your shrimp, you must try and pull the shrimp out with force creating and tugging and scratching sound. This is mainly used as a form of torture.

Don't make me cinderblock tow strap you right in the mouth.

by Jmaiee June 15, 2015

Tijuana Tow Truck

When you insert anal beads into another person's ass, then lead them down the street by the string

My wife didn't think I knew she cheated on me, so in the middle of a BDSM session, I gave that bitch a Tijuana Tow Truck into town

by Bath-time Toaster August 3, 2023

Metro tow truckers

A facebook group of social rejects with a few extra chromosomes that decided to buy the shittiest truck on the market to save money (they are also allergic to paint matching the cab to the body and making a good looking truck) but they end up losing money in the end because no one fucking likes them and their truck will fall apart like legos as soon as they lift anything near 500 pounds (the weight of their 2 dads)

did you see the new post on metro tow truckers? I lose brain cells just looking at that group

by slyvon April 28, 2023

super tow truck

A tow truck so big that the natural curve of the earth causes it to teeter

The super tow truck looks like a see saw stretched from San Francisco to New York!

by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001

super tow truck

a type of vehicle needed after a long night of drinking. You will need a super tow truck to get your drunk ass home without injury to self or others. A super tow truck should include a flat bed (for the intoxicated to rest on)and a winch (a cable wire that can be attached to you so that drunks can be pulled out of bushes, ditches, and gutters.

I needed a super tow truck on Saturday. Meaning you were extra drunk and possibly blacked out. Remember not to confuse this with needing a regular tow truck on a night where you got just moderatley hammered!!!

by Ryan-Tow February 19, 2004