Akron Sling

Named after the rubber city, the Akron sling is when you slingshot the used condom into your partner's face after intercourse.

Sonya: Dude, why are you so pissed off?
Chris: She gave me the Akron Sling!
Elyse: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sonya: You were going to do it to her!
Chris: ...
Sonya & Elyse: AHAHAHAHA!

by Dr. Wolfgang Von Bubbles November 27, 2016

Shlong sling

Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.

Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.

by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008

yogurt slinging

When you're masturbating and you cum so hard that it splatters everywhere.

Dude 1: Dude, I walked into my friend's room, it's a mess, there is... white stuff everywhere!

Dude 2: He's probably been yogurt slinging again!

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

Slinging Goob

A euphemism for jacking off. The term is deprived of the substance, goob, that is ejected, slung, from the male genitalia.

Chester was caught behind the water cooler on the 6th tee box slinging goob, at least he got it out of his system.

by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022

schlong sling

Underwear for males that cradles their schlongs, much to the disgust of the people around them; a banana hammock.

That old man is still trying to show off his junk in a schlong sling.

by anonymous purple August 13, 2018

Cat Slinging

When someone deflects the attention off of themselves when confronted with an issue by pointing someone else’s faults. Like slinging cats on to a person so everyone will look to see what happens and no longer pays attention to you.

When Johnny was confronted about his poor work ethic he immediately started cat slinging by pointing out the laziness of all the other coworkers.

by Slang sayer August 30, 2022

Slinging Canal

Female promoting her sexual desires

Friend 1: hey man you see brittney flirting with all them guys at the party last night
Friend 2: yea dude she was out there slinging canal, cat daddy.

by Cat Daddy6.9 April 21, 2019