Chris: dude, we're banging like rabbits and out of nowhere she comes at me like bases loaded, 3 &2, pulls the pitcher jams her finger in my ass and gives me a dirty inning.
John: HaHa, at least I got a clean inning from Jen after I showered the other day.
John: HaHa, at least I got a clean inning from Jen after I showered the other day.
by TheC.E.O. November 2, 2016
Get the Dirty Inningmug. by o-livermatthewturner March 29, 2010
Get the cath-er-inemug. Leaving a function or gathering abruptly and discreetly in order to perform a sketchy or devious deed.
Brad: This bar is fun and the friends are cool but i'm jonesing for some cocaine
Darren: Well we could perform a seventh inning sketch and return with an eight ball lickety split
Brad:...sweet *pops off an ice cold hang ten*
Darren: Well we could perform a seventh inning sketch and return with an eight ball lickety split
Brad:...sweet *pops off an ice cold hang ten*
by 420DapperDude69 July 3, 2009
Get the seventh inning sketchmug. Guy buys a huge log of bologna, cuts a hole in it, then puts it in the microwave for 90 seconds. Then he sexes the hell out of the bologna. Next a girl gives the guy a blowjob while he squirts ketchup and mustard on his shaft. Finally the guy sprinkles crackerjacks all over her and finishes it with a beerhead.
Hey man where have you been, the game is almost over. I was enjoying a 7th Inning stretch with your fat boobied mom.
by Elegance January 31, 2010
Get the 7th Inning Stretchmug. In baseball circles, a term used to send a short texting. The rule signifies the unwillingness of a spectator/diehard fan to depart from a ballgame before its completion, irrespective of how many innings it may take to do so beyond the standard nine innings of the sport.
Origin of the term is not known, nor the reason for the selection of the number 18, except to simply note the length of two regular games. Potentially, extra innings can extend indefinitely past 18, but it's rare.
Origin of the term is not known, nor the reason for the selection of the number 18, except to simply note the length of two regular games. Potentially, extra innings can extend indefinitely past 18, but it's rare.
A text message by Friend #1 using "18 Innings" Rule:
"Game tonight? 18inn in effect."
Friend #2:
"Can't risk it. Long drive ahead early tomorrow morning... family vacation... but thanks anyway!"
Friend #3:
"I'm game. But will drive separately, just in case."
"Game tonight? 18inn in effect."
Friend #2:
"Can't risk it. Long drive ahead early tomorrow morning... family vacation... but thanks anyway!"
Friend #3:
"I'm game. But will drive separately, just in case."
by Kayrocker October 4, 2009
Get the "18 Innings" Rulemug. by J Hizzle bizzle May 2, 2005
Get the all up insmug. Offends someone over social media.
by NikosTheNoob December 23, 2014
Get the ASS-ASS-INSmug.