There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
Holy shit its the immortal monkey!
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
A person of mixed race.
I have a thing for mixed race babes, especially Eurasian girls. I find some so beautiful, I call them “Immortal Beauties.” I hope to court and wed an “Immortal Beauties” someday. If I raise interest to your eyes and ponder to wonder, please feel free and at liberty to PM me. -Internet person on the post of an Immortal Beauty
by Halfie06 June 26, 2023
someone who you should never bring to 200%. someone who will get their emo friends on you if you dont stop making them angry.
by xaeeee October 28, 2022
The immortals are a group of 4. We don’t have a leader. We are pretty much a clut of guys. Here’s the list for all the members so far.
JG: The Muslim
ST: The mad man with the plan
NJ: The anime lover
GG: A comic pro with problems.
JG: The Muslim
ST: The mad man with the plan
NJ: The anime lover
GG: A comic pro with problems.
by JihadMcCool September 27, 2021
The immortals are a group of 4. We don’t have a leader. We are pretty much a clut of guys. Here’s the list for all the members so far.
Jihad: The Muslim
Steven: The mad man with the plan
Noah: Noah pro fighter lover 247
Gio: A comic pro with problems.
Jihad: The Muslim
Steven: The mad man with the plan
Noah: Noah pro fighter lover 247
Gio: A comic pro with problems.
Timmothy: Hey are those the immortals?
Cy: I think so
Jihad: Yup it’s us.
Tim: OMG I NEED TO TAKE A PICTURE
Cy: I think so
Jihad: Yup it’s us.
Tim: OMG I NEED TO TAKE A PICTURE
by JihadMcCool September 27, 2021
When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.
When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 09, 2022